The most jalop thing I have seen this month

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09/18/2013 at 13:04 • Filed to: Jalopness

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Enter to see.

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BMW? Check

Diesel? Check

Badass license plate? Check

Not sure if this is a real license plate, or which state it is from (I took this in NC), but this guys a winner in my book.

I also attached some pictures I have taken over the past week or two. Including an Audi R8 V10 Spyder.

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Barbarian772 > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
09/18/2013 at 13:17

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Can anybody finally explain to me the unnatural diesel love on Jalopnik/Oppo.... I mean most cars are better in almost every aspect(maybe except for mpg and torque) if you choose the petrol version....


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
09/18/2013 at 13:20

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My god, was that Audi parked like that?!? Epic asshat parking job!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Barbarian772
09/18/2013 at 13:22

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Because TORQUE


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
09/18/2013 at 13:22

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Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Barbarian772
09/18/2013 at 13:28

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Sound of a diesel is pretty cool


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Barbarian772
09/18/2013 at 13:33

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Watch this and learn young Skywalker


Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
09/18/2013 at 13:35

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America must be a very weird place. Across the pond a 335d is the car of choice for cocks who would buy an M3, but out of retarded prejudices need a diesel car for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
09/18/2013 at 13:35

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And occasionally irritating.


Kinja'd!!! Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
09/18/2013 at 13:43

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All I can say is yes, yes it is.


Kinja'd!!! Sethersm > Decay buys too many beaters
09/18/2013 at 13:50

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Given the sun-screen in the windshield, I'm afraid it most likely was parked that way and intended to be so for some time.


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
09/18/2013 at 13:51

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And the award for most pointless sunshade goes to....

The otherwise magnificent Audi R8 V10 spyder!!

Why shade the windshield and then leave your roof open? Either do neither one, or both.


Kinja'd!!! Sethersm > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
09/18/2013 at 13:51

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Uh? Sun-screen and top down? To keep the interior from getting too hot somehow???


Kinja'd!!! Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > philipilihp
09/18/2013 at 13:54

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Just noticed that. I can see no good reason, unless he keeps it on all the time and just pokes his head out of the window. I really hope he doesn't.


Kinja'd!!! ColoradoTaco > Decay buys too many beaters
09/18/2013 at 14:01

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Not much worse than the bikes parked right on the words 'no parking'


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
09/18/2013 at 14:22

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Well if you were super anal you could be trying to protect the dash from sun damage through the windshield. Seems weird.


Kinja'd!!! Barbarian772 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
09/18/2013 at 15:48

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It may sound cool(to you), but Petrol engines sound better....


Kinja'd!!! Barbarian772 > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
09/18/2013 at 15:50

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Thank you....

I do still not get the Diesel love on Oppo......

There's a reason it's called "Petrolhead"


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > ColoradoTaco
09/18/2013 at 15:59

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Where does it say " no park ing"? All I can see is "ing". I think we can assume that the word is "parking", but it could very well say "motorcycle parking".


Kinja'd!!! Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > GreenN_Gold
09/18/2013 at 17:25

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Very true, but that would be ineffective, to say the least. I don't think we will ever know. Until I confront him in the parking lot and ask. I will try not to froth at the mouth with enthusiasm and scare him away (I already know he is a guy, not being sexist).